This is me, the Groom, pretty much in a dreamworld here. Actually, I still am. As I mentioned at the wedding, there were several reasons I chose to wear a white tux, not the least of which was to convey the fact that I am clean and forgiven of all sins, washed white as snow. I also wanted to show my union with Karrie. But a very important reason I wore a white tux is so that my dandruff would not be so obvious.